Personal opinion.

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94) 10/20/2016 at 10:44 • Filed to: None

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Sorry, but !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is better than blipshift.

There’s a WAY higher percentage of shirts I want. I just wish they had the flow of designs blipshift does, but hey, can’t win ‘em all.

Tripper > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/20/2016 at 10:48

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That is great, brings me back to my little league days.

Nothing > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/20/2016 at 10:56

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Brings back memories of Lucic/Weisse in the handshake line a couple of years ago. Except “You Suck” needs to be replaced with a bit more colorful language.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/20/2016 at 11:40

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They spelt Gordie wrong...

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/20/2016 at 11:44

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I see no options for cross border shipments. I has a sad.

Although I live in an ice desert, so I don’t have a place to start skating again. Maybe one day I’ll explain why I haven’t skated since age 9.

(In reference to one of their other shirts, the stitches are free, but the pins and finger bone setting is not)

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 10/20/2016 at 11:49

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And they also spelt Shanahan wrong (17 regular season GH hat tricks).

How that man became the league’s disciplinarian, is beyond me.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 10/20/2016 at 11:51

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Who the fuck knows what goes through Bettman’s little rat head. ¯\_()_/¯

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 10/20/2016 at 11:53

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Next up, let’s screw over everyone with an expansion draft to put a team in the middle of the freaking desert.

Because Reasons(tm), I guess.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 10/20/2016 at 12:02

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Yeah because IIRC the other team in the middle of a dessert is working out oh so well...

Dusty Ventures > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/20/2016 at 12:28

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Lulz

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 10/20/2016 at 12:41

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I can’t imagine going 13 years without skating. How many years that works out for for you I don’t know, but awwww :(

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dusty Ventures 10/20/2016 at 12:42

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My tie for first place right there. I am so buying that shirt.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/20/2016 at 13:25

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20 years. I was skating at the local rink without gear, and I fell down, and someone tried to jump over my hand rather than swerve, so my left hand had 4 digits (I was minus a thumb).

It got reattached and I can use it perfectly. I’d like to skate again, and try beer league hockey (if I can ever learn to properly stop besides the crash-into-the-opposing-winger method)

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 10/20/2016 at 13:37

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Wow. Not fun. A friend of mine had a close call similar to that... got knocked down along the boards and lost a glove, and somehow managed to get his finger between his skate and the boards hard enough to break the finger. Luckily for him it ran lengthwise, so the only lasting effect is a fingernail that now grows in two pieces.

Stopping is funny... I was convinced I’d never get it, then all of a sudden there it was. For the longest time I’d skate circles or rub the boards, then I tried “snowploughing” and when I got used to feeling of the skates sliding sideways, stopping properly almost happened by itself. Which isn’t to say I still don’t find “crash into the opposing winger” effective sometimes :)